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First, a note for the beginner: there are several plots which repeat in many short porn movies. One of these is the “Massage”. In short: a gorgeous young woman (usually blond for some reason) comes to have a massage with a well-recommended masseur. His moves are getting sexier, until the hot-babe is finally seduced and practically dies to have sex with the amazing massage-master.
Side-note: I had a masseur friend a few years ago, and it seems that this script has actually happened to him in real life and was not very uncommon, although I believe it was with older women.

Anyway, the “massage” plot became so popular lately that there are actually porn sites dedicated to variations on the “massage” theme, such as: TrickyMasseur.com. For some reason, the movie makers never bother to teach the “masseur” at least basic massaging techniques and he clumsily fiddles around with the client’s body. I would never believe such a guy gets any recommendations.
I personally learned to give massages from an old book I bought in Nepal, and frankly for the amount of attention given to massage in this genre (at least half of each movie shows the “massage”), that the producer could have been a bit more professional and hire someone appropriate.

The current movie is filmed in a hotel room in an extremely noisy location. I was very glad they included subtitles as otherwise I wouldn’t be able to hear any of the dialog and understand what the hell is going on. I’m not even sure what language they speak. Hungarian perhaps? Russian?
Because of the loud highway noise there are continuity errors in the movie, which render it unwatchable for the connoisseur – it is sometimes very noisy, then suddenly becomes quiet and then back to noisy again (they did some of the shots with a closed window?).
Quite a bad movie actually, but instructive for a beginner porn filmographer.

You are welcome to post any questions and I’ll try to answer all.


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